Chapter 1 Where is my guitar?
Chapter 2 Where is my passport?
Chapter 3 Where are the boarding passes?
Chapter 4 My phone is dead.
Chapter 5 “But we have all of our bags.”
Chapter 6 My phone is dead (reprise).
Chapter 7 Are you serious?
Chapter 8 I am SO not going to work tomorrow.
Appendix A Map of Miami International Airport, with plotted route of the Nelson family
Appendix B Diagram of Concourse E
Epilogue “Please maintain control of your personal belongings at all times”